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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2325 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can fight with enchanted swords and ride into battle on a giant chicken. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that takes you to a secret land filled with candy and marshmallows. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s that awesome, bro.