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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4178 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can fight with enchanted swords and ride into battle on a giant chicken. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that takes you to a secret land filled with candy and marshmallows. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s that awesome, bro.