lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ores Mined: 9704
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4864 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8228 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 613 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 537 Potions Brewed: 71
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Alien Abductions: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ores Mined: 987
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 108 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Emeralds Found: 1370
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Star Shards Collected: 185
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Items Found: 3423
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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