lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Enchantments Applied: 66

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Animals Bred: 170
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Emeralds Found: 884 Falling into the Void: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 55
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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