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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4802 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
