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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 17 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
