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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6684 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Mines Excavated: | 2758 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.