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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3433 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?