MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

Lumina [Modded]

Adventure, alliances, building, Challenges, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, Dungeon, java edition, Legacy, Lumina, Minecraft, Modded, perma death, Quests, Rivalries, Server, Skills, Staff, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to Lumina

Do you have what it takes to survive in a world where every decision matters? Lumina, a Minecraft server inspired by Danmachi and Tensura, delivers a thrilling experience featuring perma-death, a rich storyline, and the ultimate test of skill.

The Towering Dungeon Awaits

Dive into a single, massive dungeon spanning countless floors, each with its own sprawling ecosystems, biomes, and challenges. From lush forests to fiery infernos, every floor is a world unto itself—packed with secrets, treasures, and monsters to conquer.

Quests and a Living Story

Uncover a gripping storyline intertwined with custom quests that immerse you in the lore of Lumina. Every quest is an opportunity to shape your destiny and leave your mark on the world.

Unlock Unique Skills and Evolve

Harness the power of Lumina’s custom skill system to forge your path. Whether you’re a strategist, a warrior, or an explorer, there’s always a way to grow stronger.

Perma-Death: The Ultimate Challenge

In Lumina, every move counts. With perma-death, the stakes are high, and survival is only for the boldest adventurers.

A Player-Driven Realm

Form alliances, forge rivalries, and carve your legacy in Lumina’s dynamic community. Your decisions shape not just your story—but the world itself.

Java Edition Only

The Dungeon Calls—Will You Answer?

Step into Lumina and begin your adventure. The dungeon awaits your courage, strength, and skill. Are you ready to shine?

Looking for:

– Builders

– Discord Staff

– People well versed in server development

Discord: https://discord.gg/HQTMdfqa

IP: 5.180.34.157:8672

The server is carefully designed for the server to not be too hard so if you’re worried about that you should be fine

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Lumina a modded server?	No, Lumina is a vanilla Minecraft server
How many floors does the dungeon have?	The dungeon spans countless floors
What happens if my character dies?	In Lumina, perma-death means your character is permanently gone
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	No, Lumina is for Java Edition players only

V-Tark VTube Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, ARK Survival Evolved, collaboration, Community, content creators, Craft, Dinosaurs, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, Livestream, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, sandbox game, streaming, survival game, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VTark, vtube, Vtubers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like, filled with all these VTubers who have played and streamed Ark! Like, what even is Ark? Who cares, just join the server and experience the madness for yourself!

You’ll be like, surrounded by all these virtual YouTubers who are probably way cooler than you’ll ever be. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to play with them and become besties or something.

So like, stop wasting time and join this server ASAP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your sad, pathetic life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

The Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachi, Chapter 34, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heartwarming, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, love, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, Niche, SHONEN, smp, Spirit Amber, STONE, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and a block of stone. Yes, you heard that right! Sparks fly when Steve accidentally crafts a pickaxe with a piece of stone that turns out to be his soulmate. Will their love withstand the test of creeper explosions and zombie attacks? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will they succeed in their evil plan or will the players band together to stop them? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a llama riding a pig, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your own block of stone to fall in love with!

BabyBlockersMC

abusive behavior, baby names, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, family conflict, family dynamics, father in-law, generational differences, guilt trips, in-laws, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationship struggles, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, standing up for oneself, support from parents, support system

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think they can control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and outrageous baby name disputes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!

Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?

With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!

RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	312	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6766

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	9049
Dragon Eggs Found:	9651	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	6793
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Farms Harvested:	154	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Votes:	4398
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥