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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1931 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5204 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.
So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.