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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9575 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4439 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7503 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
secondly, we got a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up but only when u ask nicely. he’s a real blast to hang out with, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to funky tunes? it’s lit, fam.
also, our admin is a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. u gotta see it to believe it, dude.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.