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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2281 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 169 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
also, we got this secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talkin’ diamond armor, enchanted weapons, even a dragon egg. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness down there.
oh, and did i mention the parties? every saturday night, we throw the most insane raves in our virtual club. we got DJs spinning sick beats, fireworks lighting up the sky, and even a petting zoo with baby animals running around. it’s wild, man.
so, if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft, come join us. we’re like a family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. trust me, u won’t regret it.