Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 132
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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