Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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