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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1448 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3505 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 3795 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!