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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1723 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!