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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!