Mangoland

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, building, Claim blocks, Claims, Community, Creative mode, cross-platform, Crossplatform, Custom Items, Earnable Ranks, Economy, economy plugins, ELYTRA, Fly, flying, Free Elytra, Friendly, Fruit, Greifprevention, grief-free, java, Keep Inventory, Keepinventory, Kits, mango, Mangoland, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Shops, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Emeralds Found:	9879
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Mango land!🌟 Welcome to Mango Land! 🌟

Ready for an unforgettable adventure? Dive into Mango Land, where the excitement never stops and every player is part of a fruity community! 🥭

🏰 A list of our key features! 🏰

✨ Cross-Platform: Whether you’re playing on Bedrock or Java, everyone’s welcome at Mango Land! 🖥️📱

💀 Keep Inventory: Say goodbye to losing your gear! Keep your inventory safe, no matter what. 💎

💰 Economy Plugins: Build your wealth and trade with other players using our robust economy system. 🏦

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop, trade with others, and find everything you need at our Admin Shop. 🛒

🔮 Custom Items: Discover unique items you won’t find anywhere else. Adventure awaits with new and exciting gear! ✨

🪂 Free Elytra: Everyone gets a free Elytra! Explore Mango Land from the skies and see the world like never before. 🕊️

🎮 Minigames: Enjoy our fun-packed minigame plugins like Tag with your friends! Perfect for taking a break and having some quick fun. 🎯

🎁 Kits: Begin your journey with kits filled with essentials to kickstart your adventure. Or purchase critical bundles for a survival advantage 🎒

🏡 Claim Blocks: Protect your creations from griefers with our simple claim block system. Mango Land is a 100% grief-free server! 🛡️

🌟 Earnable Ranks: Show off your building skills and earn ranks that reward creativity and effort. New features include access to storage vaults, flying, and even creative mode! 🌟

Join Mango Land today and be part of a vibrant, friendly, and exciting Minecraft community.

Connect now and start your epic journey! 🥭🌟

145.239.62.65

AncientMinerMinecraft SMP

AncientMinerMinecraft, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Lol, like duh, being a Minecraft player on this epic SMP server, obvi! Like, imagine living in a world where you can build whatever you want and hang out with other cool peeps who love to mine and craft just like you. It’s like a never-ending party where you can show off your sick building skills and flex on everyone with your diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events like pig racing tournaments and skydiving competitions. Plus, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, my dude.

So, why should you join this epic Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Creeper, aw man” at the top of your lungs? It’s a wild ride, my friend, and you don’t want to miss out. Join now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyHeist: No Consequences

bank robbery, BlockyHeist, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, Decision making, dishonesty, Ethics, Greed, hypothetical scenario, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, Risk, SECURITY, temptation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Have you ever dreamed of being a master thief without any consequences? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without fear of getting caught! Join us and experience the thrill of robbing virtual banks and getting away with it every time. Who needs a regular job when you can make a fortune stealing virtual diamonds and gold? So come on, join us and let your inner criminal run wild!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

blockbuster, Closer, comparison, episode, episode i, Episode IV, film series, Franchise, galaxy far away, george lucas, iconic, long time ago, movies, original trilogy, prequel, release date, Sci Fi, space opera, star, Star Wars, Time, Today, Wars

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	2381	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

Allowed, Anarchy, cracked server, Discord, Discord link, exploits, good luck, hacking clients, Join, Lifesmp, lifesteal plugin, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, rules, smp, start in 7 days, Version 1.21.4, welcome, Whitelist, x-ray

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3792	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4294	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Votes:	6878	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower