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> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 474 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Alien Abductions: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • GlutenGrieferCraft

    GlutenGrieferCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

    Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

    But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

    Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Falling into the Void: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RiskTakerMC SMP

    RiskTakerMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1754 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BlockyHurtHaven

    BlockyHurtHaven
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

    So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LoyalSMP

    LoyalSMP

    Welcome To LoyalMC This Is SuperPowers x Gemsteal x Lifesteal SMP This Server Give Feel Like A Private SMP ! Low Ping 24/7 Online… Java & The appearance of… Any Problem Join https://discord.gg/FyTTpR22HQ

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Crops Grown: 5433 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Farms Harvested: 938 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Zonikyo Network

    Zonikyo Network

    A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Ores Mined: 6580
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

    Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

    So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Mines Excavated: 3936
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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