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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7567 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.
come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?
