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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1991 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 247486 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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