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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 987 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
