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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9113 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5246 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
