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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4178 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 239 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest party you’ve ever been to but in block form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.
if you join, you’ll get to meet the legendary player who once built a castle made entirely of diamonds. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground city where players ride around on llamas wearing sunglasses.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map. one time, someone found a enchanted golden apple that gave them superpowers for a whole week. true story.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, you might even become the next diamond castle builder extraordinaire.
