makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

aggravate, agitate, anger, annoyance, blockquotepmakes, Enrage, exasperation, Frustration, Incense, infuriate, infuriating, irk, irritability, mad, makes you mad, Minecraft, Peeve, provoke, rile, SMPpblockquote, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	81	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ores Mined:	1970
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	185	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2215	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.