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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	3566	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	5455	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5199
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	194	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Animals Bred:	97	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	265
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!