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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
New Chunks Explored:	317282	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4923	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2368	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	390
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Magic Items Found:	8278	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mines Excavated:	4019	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1695

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.