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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	277
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2628
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Emeralds Found:	1872
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	200	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.