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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Animals Bred:	193

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9609	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.