makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5949	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Emeralds Found:	4657	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8575	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	9390	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	2442
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Villages Defended:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4634	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	5220	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3604	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!