makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7365	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2224
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5797
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
New Chunks Explored:	340206	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Towns Built:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.