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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crops Grown:	4143
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BMSWORLD SURVIVAL

Have you ever wanted to play on a server with PvP and Factions, but NO GRIEFING and NO EXPLOSIONS? If so, you are in luck. BMSWORLD Survival is my new Bukkit server and I hope you like it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crops Grown:	3936
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnDisturbed

Survival

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	281	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	53
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The home of Skyblock! ———————————————— Skyblock Survival, IP: skyblock.net ———————————————— ⥋ Playable on 1.8 – 1.14.4! ⥊ Made by the creator of Skyblock! ⥋ Over 3,000,000 unique players joined since May 23rd, 2012. ⥊ 24/7 with daily offsite backups. 99.9% uptime. ⥋ Create your very own island and invite friends! w/ Friends Menu! ⥊ Custom and unique Skyblock plugin that doesn’t exist elsewhere! ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure no latency. ⥊ Variant Island Types, Large Island Spaces, Complete Challenges. ⥋ Levels, Mob Arena, Crates, Create Shops, Custom Island settings. ⥊ New & Improved SB Survival server released February 4th, 2018. ⥋ New Economy server & Hub released December 15th, 2018.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2748
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Towns Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	730461
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	6903	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NeoEDM

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Endless

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SeniorMc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Crossplay Survival! 24/7 Cracked & Free! Join the fun, build, explore! No whitelist, just play! Friendly community awaits! and get starter items & rewards! Discord: https://discord.gg/seniormc Java IP: play.seniormc.fun Bedrock IP: play.seniormc.fun | 19132 We have awesome features like: Grief prevention & anti-cheat Creative plots & minigames Regular events & giveaways Economy & player shops Come join the adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.