makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

aggravate, agitate, anger, annoyance, blockquotepmakes, Enrage, exasperation, Frustration, Incense, infuriate, infuriating, irk, irritability, mad, makes you mad, Minecraft, Peeve, provoke, rile, SMPpblockquote, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3833

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Potions Brewed:	74	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Java edition only.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6291	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1261
Dragon Eggs Found:	5895	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MagicWorld

Survival

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BD Crafters

Survival

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▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

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◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	3857
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Budcraft Survival Towns & War PLAY.BUDCRAFTMC.COM DISCORD: https://discord.gg/7TyWJgBzN5 SURVIVAL | TOWNY | PVP | WAR | ECONOMY Budcraft is a survival pvp server which we created to fit the needs of our original vanilla survival server. We offer towny! Either join one of the 20 towns on our server, or create your own. Go even further! Go to war with another town, and walk away with all their loot and land. We are currently taking applications for helpers. Must be active. We also offer an affordable donation rank which we offer to keep the server alive. THIS IS A NON PROFIT SERVER. WE ARE 100% LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY AND RESPECT EVERYONE ON ALL CIRCUMSTANCES

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5357	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9618	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.