Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 5970 Runes Activated: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
    Ores Mined: 1838 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchantments Applied: 236
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Zombie Dances: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 441 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5560
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 282
    Zombie Dances: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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