Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Potions Brewed: 78
Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Zombie Dances: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 170
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 489
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Farms Harvested: 330
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Community Focus Building, Shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
    Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

    Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

    But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

    Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

    We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 119
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoPupPartyAllowed

    NoPupPartyAllowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

    Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SensationalVibesMC SMP

    SensationalVibesMC SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineCraftyGamer123

    MineCraftyGamer123
    Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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