Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Star Shards Collected: 121
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ores Mined: 804

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 New Chunks Explored: 490391
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Animals Bred: 145 Magic Items Found: 4404

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magic Items Found: 4866
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 147
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 230
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LebCraft: War of the Blocks

    LebCraft: War of the Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

    Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ores Mined: 1438
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

    EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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