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MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7402	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

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lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	23742	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	146
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Farms Harvested:	967

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

YankeeDoodleDont

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	95	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyMissileWars

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Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	197
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1