Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2881	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7775
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Farms Harvested:	710
Zombie Dances:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	210	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7146
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	888
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.