Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	169	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	8932	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4438	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7413	Runes Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4047	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	3288
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!