Magic Sex Ed Fail

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5815	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	3208
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ConspiracyCraft SMP

9/11 inside job, alien encounters, area 51, BELIEF, Big Pharma corruption, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, deep state, false flag events, government cover-up, hidden agendas, illuminati, JFK Assassination, media manipulation, mind control, moon landing hoax, new world order, Paranormal phenomena, reptilian overlords, secret societies, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blockhead Realization

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Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	4416
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Safe, Server, Survival, virtual, Women, world

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, big, Boss, complex, dependency injection, documentation, Fckhead, green software, INTERNAL, internal library, Minecraft, Obstacles, Proposed, refactor, Refactoring, smp, Software Development, software engineering, stir things up., Teammate, useless

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LingoFail Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperLand

CraftyCreeperLand, diversity in India, honest opinion, India, India’s future, India’s impact on the world, Indian Cuisine, indian culture, indian customs, Indian economy, indian history, Indian people, indian politics, Indian society, indian tourism, indian traditions, perceptions of India, stereotypes about India, thoughts on India, travel to India

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6467
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Animals Bred:	194

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2711
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	743	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).