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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6081 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 168 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!