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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4745 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 2014 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!