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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7795 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”
so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!
join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?
