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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7892 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”
so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!
join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?
