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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6084 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 208 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”
so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!
join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?
