Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1218	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4560	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Farms Harvested:	834	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/asmr-soft-spoken/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3367	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8129	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	7169	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crops Grown:	4213

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	924251

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!