Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
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