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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5675 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!