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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6837 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8369 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!