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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1095 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 482 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!